What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, except for Bears, Bears will kill you.
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As a parent, I plan to give you love, nurturing and just enough dysfunction to make you funny.
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I don’t have a huge house a brand new car or lots of money. What I do have is an amazing family, friends and memories that will last forever.
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Remember, women always have the last word in an argument. Anything a man adds after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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I finally figured out what my body type is. It’s an hourglass with a few extra minutes.
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My favorite place in all the world is next to you!
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Being a parent means loving your children more than you’ve ever loved yourself.
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My husband is always attractive but he is Smokin’ Hot in those rare moments when I see him doing the dishes or folding laundry.
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Instead of organizing and cleaning my house. I pin ideas of how to organize and clean my house on Pinterest. The irony isn’t lost on me.
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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
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Your children will become who you are. So be who you want them to be.
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“Wow that guy in the skinny jeans looks super manly” … said no one ever.
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I’ve reached that age where Happy Hour is a nap!
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You make me happy when skies are grey
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be-YOU-tiful
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I love my daughter with all my heart!
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You know your life has changed when … going to the grocery store by yourself is a vacation.
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Be yourself everyone else is already taken
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Being a mother is not about what you gave up to have a child, but what you’ve gained from having one.
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My children’s laughter is my favorite sound. The sound of their deep breating when I know they’re asleep is a close second.
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I was going to clean my house but then someone commented on my facebook status
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A little sand between your toes takes away your woes.
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Now I understand why Peter Pan didn’t want to grow up.
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If insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results … then I guess I’ll stop cleaning the house!
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Remember – as far as anyone knows, we are a nice normal family!
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Woo hoo, it’s Friday! Oh wait – I’m a mom. I don’t get weekends off.
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I Love Chocolate
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Stop waiting for things to happen go out and make them happen
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How a female sees 1 inch, How a male sees 1 inch, How a hairdresser sees 1 inch.
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I finally know what skinny feels like … it feels like hungry.
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Three C’s of life choices, chances, changes I must make a choice to take a chance on my life will never change.
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Recipe for disaster: when your country has an obesity epidemic in a skinny jean fad at same time.
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I’m not clumsy … The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies and the walls get in my way
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My bed is a magical place…
My bed is a magical place where I can suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.
Money doesn’t buy happiness, but…
Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it pays for my internet access, which is almost the same thing.