Christmas morning and stockings
The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. -Joan Rivers
Dr. Kyaciss Pfiell on trust
Never mistrust the rabbit who has taken your money. It might return with a carrot.
If you have kids, DO NOT move your couch. Trust me. JUST DON’T
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It’s all fun and games until you have to wake up and be a parent at 6am.
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Remember the day you brought me home and you were filled with joy? Go to that place because I just drew all over the walls and shaved the dog.
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Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving and listening to very loud music
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Some people may think I’m forgetful. However I’m just suffering from BMS. Busy Mommy Syndrome
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I’m so glad you told your husband how much you loved him on Facebook instead of in person.
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Motherhood is an investment
Motherhood is an investment that gives huge returns – even when that investment includes 3 AM feedings!